The Public Relations department would like to notify you all that Coach Kyle and the team captain are both feeling our young rookie kicking and moving each night. Just as Maleah is settling down to sleep, our future star begins a ten to fifteen minute workout. This just shows you the discipline and dedication to winning that she is going to have. The team trainers and scouts are confident she will have the strength of ten babies upon birth. Management will warn all of the doctors and nurses, so that they take the necessary precautions so no one gets hurt.
Also we have a new exclusive picture of our latest piece of training equipment, thanks to team boosters from the Barneycastle family. This equipment was selected by the team captain for it's safety and superior storage options.
Take care all and keep on cheering for your favorite team of goofballs. Only three months left.